Welcome to oor new web site .
We offer an exciting diversion from the usual humdrum trip, overcome the crew and mutiny, The Whelk Adventure , Star gazing, and my favorite, How do we get home from here, (all passengers like to get involved with this one ) there is also a free of charge trip Beer scooting or charter any of our boats, they are licensed to carry 12 passengers. The crew are all certified . I can vouch for that as can the Minestry.
The boat's are fitted with mod cons including some of the more sofisticated contraptions that neither of us can wirk but their there if you'd like to try, please do as taking part is what these trips are about you can help with all sorts of sings like bailing out the boat, playing at who can find a life jacket and sings like that. A favorite is who can work the radio especially when the people stop bailing and go for a cup o tea, aye its great what a wee drop of wachter can do to get the adereniling pumpin, no its not the destination its the journey as they say, aye taking part is what will get us all back home safe and sound !!! somtimes.
You as customers are important to us, well up until youve paid us.
The boats are spacious with all round visability and toilets galore , there is that many of them that you have to be carful not to trip over them,
For the sake of safety you have to disembark at the end of the trip whither that is in the same place which is unlikly as we started from or not, somtimes in big seas we get disorientated and land somewhere completly different so make sure when you come out with us for an hour excursion you allow a day or two to find your way home, and be sure to inform a relative or some other responsable person .
You are wecome to bring along your own food and drink as long as it shared with the crew. We like most things including Vodka but not colslaw. So bring plenty we have a big appetite.
We the crew look forward to welcoming you aboard. Cpt. L Forteith
P.S. We promise to get you to your accomadation even when you are miraculaslay drunk an no compassmentass CLICK here !!!!
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